I really don't even know how to summarize what I post here. Lots of ASOIAF, Harry Potter, etc.
hermione and draco going to the mall and draco thinking hes gonna hate it bc what the fuck a place full of muggles that smells like pretzels and people try to assault you with perfume if you walk by their weird little stands (and they don’t even care that his skin is SENSITIVE and perfume makes him break out in a rash) but after 15 minutes hes spent close to a thousand dollars on cardigans and like 3 pairs of gucci shoes and he’s having the time of his life while hermione holds his bags and plots ways to murder him
one of my favorite episodes from atla was where this whole village hated avatars because they thought that kyoshi murdered this guy a long time ago and the whole gang spends the entire episode finding all this evidence that she never did it but the village doesnt believe them and it looks like aangs going to be found guilty but finally near the end her spirit appears to everyone and shes like yeah i killed that guy he was a dick
friend: dude this person is so hot i'm so thirsty
me: you are weak. train harder.
Tormund Giantsbane, A Dance With Dragons (via incorrectgotquotes)
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone